Spam Saturdays

The spam is coming in thick and fast these days, much faster than it ever used to. I attribute this to the fact that my blog hits seem to be increasing too; more exposure means more people throwing word salad at me, yes?

Much of it, though, has been in German or Japanese, 2 languages I’m not exactly proficient with, so I could be missing out on a lot of linguistic funny that way.

Still, there’s been some good stuff in a language I do understand, so let’s all sit back, relax, and have ourselves a chuckle!

Right here, even so, you get to increase squad customers by positioning them in FIFA’s famed mini-game titles. 4 can be upgraded in in between every single match, with final results correlating directly to the mini-recreation you pick-so a sterling overall performance in the taking pictures drill raises a player’s ending stats.

This one came from one of the spam comments attempting to sell me tickets to the World Cup. I may be British by blood, but I’m not exactly a great soccer/football fan (much to my deceased grandfather’s shame, I’m sure).

I also find myself trying to envision  a “taking pictures drill.” Is this a camera that threatens you with whirring pieces unless by damn, you sit still and you smile!

If your domestic dog and helping it fix thriving with your acquisition. […] [S]everal jewellery creators opposition all creation.

Now there’s a mental exercise to break your brain. Creators opposition creation. We may all just disappear in a poof of logic.

Excellent read, I just passed this onto a friend who was doing some research on that. And he just bought me lunch as I found it for him smile Therefore let me rephrase that: Thanks for lunch! “The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.” by Glenn Dickey.

This one was from some website attempting to either sell me kids’ swimwear or boost my SEO. The username said one thing, the URL said another. And none of that really relates to the comment anyway!

I’ll immediately clutch your rss[…]

…My RSS needs an adult. O_O

(Also, I first misread this as “I’ll immediately clutch your ass.” That didn’t change my reaction any.)

There iis no need too panic or to get angry. Please refrain from screaming and begging your ex to give your relationship a fresh start.

True, but why the hell are you telling me this?!

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I think this comment lost track of itself pretty early on. And will stay lost for the next twenty-two many years.

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